The unofficial manual for dealing with you

You came with instructions. Nobody gave them the manual.

Take a fast, funny quiz and get an operating guide to your communication quirks, stress signals, social battery, known bugs, and other things people should have noticed by now.

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Warning Label

Example label

I prefer the honest version immediately; I just need a short loading screen before I answer it.

Best practice

I respond best when the facts arrive first and the serious question does not arrive while I am walking in the door.

Known bug

I may say “I don’t care where we eat,” then begin a highly specific review of six restaurants.

Low battery mode

I get quieter after a crowded room or a long day; I am usually rebuilding a sentence, not writing a secret grievance.

Do not attempt

I do not enjoy a surprise call followed by a vague question; one of those plot twists is plenty.

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What you can expect

Free before paid

See and share your personalized Warning Label before checkout.

Answers, not astrology

Results follow what you actually tell us—not vague flattery.

Funny, not clinical

Entertainment and self-reflection with no diagnoses or sensitive inference.

How it works

Three minutes to explain years of behavior.

A quick path from “that is suspiciously accurate” to something useful you can send to a partner, friend, family member, or coworker.

Answer 18–24 quick questions

Choose between specific, everyday scenarios covering communication, decisions, conflict, feedback, social battery, and recharge habits.

Get your free Warning Label

Your answers become one polished, vertical card made to save, screenshot, and send to the person who should already know this.

“LOW BATTERY MODE: Quiet does not automatically mean angry.”

Turn it into an $8 Quick Manual

After the free label, get three to five answer-driven pages on the arguments, decisions, misreads, and known bugs that deserved more than one card.

Upgrade to the $17 Full Manual later

Want the extended edition? Quick Manual owners can add the complete Full Manual for $9 more, bringing the total paid to $17—not a surprise second $17.

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How to know I need space

Personalized

“If I say ‘I’m fine’ too quickly, please allow one system restart before asking again.”

Best practice

Put the actual point in the first sentence; I do better with a clear subject line than a warm-up lap.

Do not attempt

Ask a serious question while I am hungry, halfway out the door, or holding three grocery bags.

Inside a manual

More useful than “I’m just like that.”

It turns things like “I need a minute” and “I don’t care where we eat” into instructions another human can actually follow—without pretending any of it is clinical.

Built from your quiz answers
Written like instructions for a real Tuesday, not a trait report
Full Manual includes a PDF, eight social cards, and a private result link

One-time pricing

Start free. Upgrade only if you want the footnotes.

Every quiz includes a free personalized Warning Label. Quick Manual starts at $8 after your result; Full and group packs add deeper manuals and more ways to share.

Quick Manual

Three to five answer-driven pages for the parts your Warning Label could only hint at.

How I Argue and What Actually Frustrates Me
How I Make Decisions and common misreads
Extra Known Bugs and one answer-linked contradiction
One-time purchase after your free label

Get my free label first

Full Manual

The complete operating manual for one complicated human—available after your free label and Quick Manual path.

$17

8–12 page personalized PDF
8 shareable social cards
Private result link
Quick Manual owners upgrade for $9 more

Start with my free label

Couples Pack

Two manuals and one diplomatic comparison page.

$25

2 complete personalized manuals
Playful, non-diagnostic comparison
Shareable cards for both people
One-time purchase

After purchase: After checkout, share the collection link with both people. Each person takes the free 3-minute quiz, then we use their answers for their manual.

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Family / Friend Pack

For the group chat with several known bugs.

$39

Up to 5 personalized manuals
Group comparison cards
Private result links
One-time purchase

After purchase: After checkout, send the collection link to up to five people. Everyone takes the same free 3-minute quiz before we build the group’s manuals.

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Team Pack

Work-style preferences without ranking or assessment.

$50

Up to 10 concise work-style manuals
Communication preference matrix
Not for hiring or performance scoring
One-time purchase

After purchase: After checkout, share the collection link with each teammate. Each person completes the free 3-minute quiz before their concise work-style manual is made.

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Before you ask

Reasonable questions. Specific answers.

Page one starts here

Make the warning label they cannot claim they missed.

Finish the quick quiz, meet your known bugs, and send the result to someone who needs the manual.

Make My Warning Label

Free personalized result before any purchase.